A Letter to John McCain

Senator,
We know you are really busy nowadays, with your campaign sliding off into the "political abyss", but hopefully, you'll take a moment to read this brief letter from "undecided" voters. As a group, we ARE the voters you are trying to convince, right? You betcha!

Not all of us "JoeSixPacks" are as politically savy as you have been claiming to be, but we do tend to listen more than you and this current administration think. Oh yeah, before we forget, those real "folksie" titles your running mate has been bestowing on Americans, ya know like "JoeSixPack", "Hockey Moms" and such? Aint working. While the "First Dude" of Alaska may slug down a six-pack every night and get all "warm and fuzzy" when "Alaskan Barbie" winks and smiles, the rest of us who work everyday and suffer through the bullshit you have brought down on our families, we don't need or appreciate being "titled" by St. Sarah Palin. WINK

Sorry, started drifting there, happens when you get old, but you would know more about that, than us.

Speaking of "drifting", Just where the hell is your campaign going? Every day there seems to be a new direction, and new angle. It must be really nice to travel around the country, spending those political contributions like a drunken sailor on shore leave and not have a fuckin clue about where you are going. Those of us in "the middle class", had better have a clue or we "crash and burn" with the next medical bill or missed mortgage payment. We cannot figure out your campaign strategy, so we thought we would ask.

So far, the only thing that seems to be "steady" in your campaign, is to pick on Obamas' thin connection to an aging 1960's wanna-be-terrorist who, if memory serves, talked about blowing up government buildings. Oh yeah, Obama was 8 yrs old when this Ayers guy was spewing anti-war pablum and preaching revolution.

Here are a couple of names that may spark a memory or two. The now deceased Timothy McVey, a real home-grown wacko and shall we mention Bin Laden who is still running around free and no doubt planning more attacks, whom you claim to "know how to get." This has been a recent "revelation", so we shant expect any action on that particular subject until after the election(s).

And see what happened? We end up with you guys.

Senator McCain, Ayers, who is all-grown-up now and a respected member of the Chicago community, and who, truth be told, has more "gravitas" than you do, only talked about a revolution to bring down the US and all it really took was to put you and the current crop of Senators and Congressmen in power, not to mention George "Ball-of-Confusion" Bush. Our fiscal situation is in the toilet, unemployment is up, the value of the dollar is down, our young people are dying in wars you authorized, including that damned "surge" you keep harping on, you pick a Veep who is lucky enough to remember where she is every morning and why, yet all you seem to care about is that Obama knew William Ayers? Senator McCain, Ayers talked about bringing the US down, you and your buddies in Washington, including your "special interest" campaign advisors, went on ahead and did it. Who then, Senator, is the terrorist?

Anyways, John, if we may call you that, the only thing we would recommend is simple. Get a fuckin grip. You don't have much time. Each day you waste, trying to make character connections to Ayers or using Obama's middle name, "Hussein" as a "bad word", only makes Obama's position stronger.

Oh, by the way, in the Islamic World, the name "Hussein" is quite common and respected and using it like you are, may piss-off a few whole countries, something we, as a Nation, might try to avoid. They don't like us very much as it is, remember? Just a thought.

We are sure, Big John, you "know" this already, since you claim to "know" so much, the latest Gallup polls? (Just click the Link, John. It should work, no matter what day/time you try it.) Not good news, eh? Remember, Gallup has been the most accurate, for the past 12 years. You may consider this suggestion, to tell your "high dollar" campaign team/advisors, to look this over and perhaps, maybe, change the direction of your campaign. Just a suggestion.

Senator, we don't have much more to say, save that we will send a letter to Senator Obama, tho we will alter the contents, somewhat. We also plan to write to Gov. Sarah Palin, tho we may consult our Grand-children, for words the Gov of Alaska, will understand.

We and our "middle class" friends across this country, will now return to "watching" what you and your opponent do, for the remainder of this Presidential Campaign. Remember, we ARE listening. "Get a grip", John.

"Joe Six Pack"
"Hockey Moms"
"The American Middle Class"